Rumors

𝙸𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚝 𝙿𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚢

Five hundred and five word psychogeographic diptych.

16 hrs ago • Red Lamb

𝙳𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍

This story almost included a plagiarized hip-hop lyric.

Aug 9 • Red Lamb

𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛

This story contains two lines of dialogue.

Jul 26 • Red Lamb

𝙿𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝙰$$𝚑0𝚕𝚎

To admit no wrongdoing, and acknowledge even less.

Jul 19 • Red Lamb

𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚆𝚒-𝙵𝚒?

“Five hundred word mitzvah” for $500, please.

Jul 12 • Red Lamb

𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚋, 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚁𝚊𝚠

Celebrating the semi-quincentennial with America's favorite leisure activity...

Jul 5 • Red Lamb

𝙼.𝙰.𝙿. 𝙾.𝙵. 𝙱.𝙾.𝙽.𝙴.𝚂.

Music Assisted Psychological Operation For Brainiac Organizing Nuptial Enthusiast’s Suicide

Jun 28 • Red Lamb

𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝙷𝚊𝚜 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

Happy Father's Day! Here's an unrelated yarn!

Jun 21 • Red Lamb

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔

A pathetic sad sack intersects with provincial Hollywood history.

Jun 14 • Red Lamb

𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗

Kicking off a summertime extravaganza of relatively straightforward, no-frills fiction.

Jun 7 • Red Lamb

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