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Happy Father's Day! Here's an unrelated yarn!
A carnival barker stood atop a pulpit, a pedestal for sales.
He lectured from the lectern with a pistol meant for whales.
Come one, come all!
Prepare to be enthralled!
Though the times they are a-changing, the song remains the same.
An umbrella with an upgrade still protects you from the rain.
Beneath the colored cocoon, thunderstorms canβt be seen.
Look up the fabric, receive entertainment from a screen.
Thatβs right folks, where else can you find normal products with fresh digital paint?
Available for purchase, standard household items blessed by the computerβs saint.
Those with a nose for tradition may cry out, βSacriledge!β
Methinks your moral frame needs adjusting by a smidge.
How about another example for the listeners stricken with doubt?
Late adoption of convenience, that most modern form of gout.
We have childrenβs chalk and jumping-rope for outdoor use.
Each one contains a device that scans the airwaves for abuse.
A safer neighborhood, for the young, the innocent, the sheltered!
Our squad of regulators will snuff out all that helter skelter.
Treat the lovely lady in your life to an elegant diamond or ruby ring.
If misplaced, tucked within are homing beacons that shall begin to sing.
Canes for village elders, made of spruce and pine and oak!
The handle sensors measure blood pressure so no one croaks.
Our stores contain a fine selection of streamlined yardwork tools.
Beamed directly into lackeyβs brains are the particular local rules.
Something that unites all creatures is the ceaseless need for a latrine.
Buried under porcelain is a klaxon that screams when bowls arenβt clean.
A vase for your armoire, full of flowers oh so pretty.
Gauges on the side inform of genus, class and family.
Why keep the greens indoors, when you have the means to garden?
Try our auto-ganja-grower, which pings your senator for a pardon.
On the topic of big business, we help doctors and lawyers, educators too.
Keep track of tasks with electric calendars that tell you exactly what to do.
Even the creative fields can benefit from our collection of art supplies.
Why burn energy on imagination? Synthetics reach the greatest highs.
Donβt forget about accountants, who want old-fashioned tallies on the phone.
Our latest mobile program, App-cabus, will launch soon without a groan.
If you like my jive and would like me to survive, perhaps even thrive, then consider purchasing a copy of my debut novel, The Charlatan. Available here.